Make sure to wear your best suit. You must look professional.
You will need to set up a bench, and have several laptops on the bench with the screens open. Maybe 3 or 4 laptops.
On the ground, on each side of the bench, you will need a lit torch. A torch is a stick that is implanted into the ground, and the top of the stick is on fire. Putting a rag on top of the stick with some gasoline will make the torch illuminate correctly.
The torches must stay lit for the entirety of the commercial.
(start out standing at the left of the table but not to block the torch)

You say: Hi, my name is ( your name here ). As a business man, I understand that GREAT ( <---say it loud) technology creates GREAT ( <---say it loud) decisions, and this is why Ay-Nus Laptops is here to help you make the right choice in today's busy lifestyle.
(As you say this paragraph walk to the right of the table, make sure to use your hands a lot while talking)

You say: Whether you choose the compact design of the Ay-Nus PDQ ( make a motion with your hands that shows you mean small), or the enormous performance packed Ay-Nus XXL (show a motion with your hands that shows you mean BIG), you know you have made the right decision that will ensure your computing experience is second to none. (give a thumbs up to the camera)

(For the rest of the commercial, do a lot of walking around and use your hands a lot. Do not be boring, and make sure you smile constantly)

You say: With the highest standards of technology packed inside your Ay-Nus, and our own patented Wipe-It-Clean software, your Ay-Nus will stay clean of viruses and perform like an Ay-Nus should.

(do whatever you want here)

You say: We know you'll love having the biggest Ay-Nus in town with the new Ay-Nus XXL, so drop what you are doing, and visit Ay-Nus Laptops now and order yours TODAY!!!!
(do whatever you want here)

You say: Size does matter when it's an Ay-Nus! (make sure you are smiling, and give a 2 thumbs up to the camera for the ending)